IGOR (2008) animation, comedy....

In this fantasy world that contains elements of the horror film and steampunk genres, Malaria was once a sunny, thriving village that relied on farming for its economy, but a change in the climate caused the crops to die, and the farmers to become poor. It is the new leader, King Malbert (Jay Leno), who proposes the town can prosper with a new economy of evil inventions that would kill and wreak havoc, and making evil scientists rich tycoons. Anyone born with any type of disfigurement would have their fate automatically led in the direction of becoming a slave to their masters named "Igors", and are typecast as being foolish, slurring, and stupid.

However, one particular Igor (John Cusack), tired of the mistreatment and stereotyping against him, is actually scientifically intelligent, despite being shunned by his own master, Dr. Glickenstein (John Cleese). Behind his master's back, he has brought a sarcastic rabbit named Scamper (Steve Buscemi) back to life from having been run over and making him immortal. He also transports a brain that formerly belonged to a man named Brian into a life-support robot, named Brain (Sean Hayes).

Dr. Glickenstein invents a rocket as his entry into the annual Evil Scientists Fair, but he is killed during a malfunctioning test run. Knowing his chance at becoming more than what the world sees in him, Igor decides to keep his master's death a secret and participate in the Fair himself. He assembles a huge, monstrous being from human tissue and places the Evil Bone -- the key to pure evil -- inside the finger of this monster. Only, when he brings her to life, he discovers the giant is completely gentle, polite and affectionate. When explaining how she's supposed to act, the giant (Molly Shannon) mispronounces the word "evil" and converts it to "Eva", which becomes her name.

Wanna Know more...?
Watch the movie lah... now in cinema...
Its a nice one...

adapted from imdb.com

WORLD'S BEST AUTO SECRET- your gas tank...

There's a little secret on our car dash that was staring at us right in the face the whole time when we are driving our car...
Yeah I dont know if you guys have know it or not...
Well i dont know and I bet you guys too dont know....

Well, I have a question for you... Which side of your car is your gas tank?
haha... Yeah left... no not left right... I think it should be left lah... hehehe

Well most of us (including me lah) would just stick out our head out of the window, strain and look. Well... maybe you dont do this in your own car... but you definitely have to do it on rental cars or borrowed cars...

SO guys ..... I'm going to share you a little secret...
If You look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of gas pump. the handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump..

Yes... If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left... If your tank is on the right then the handle will be on the right... Yeah as shown bellow





I don't know how you feel right now but when I found out this morning I felt
cheated!
Why don't the dealers share such important information with car buyers? I
don't understand why this isn't in the drivers manual? I don't get why any
mechanic I have ever been too or know has even thought of mentioning this to
me? The only possible explantion can be that all these people probably
don't even know!
Go out and share the worlds best kept auto secret with your friends as this
is information is way too important to be kept secret.


haha

A malaysian zoo keeper attacked by tigers in Singapore Zoo

Reported by Bernama....

By Zakaria Abdul Wahab

SINGAPORE, Nov 13 (Bernama) -- A Malaysian worker from Sarawak died after he was mauled by tigers at the Singapore Zoo in Mandai Road this afternoon.

Visitors watched in horror as three white tigers pounced on Nordin Montong, 32, who was said to have entered the enclosure where the tigers were kept in the 12.30pm incident.

Zoo workers rushed to rescue him by distracting the tigers.

A Singapore police spokesman who confirmend the incident when contacted by Bernama, said the man was injured on his neck and body.

Paramedics pronounced him dead at about 12.45pm.

Meanwhile, in a statement this evening, Singapore Zoo's Assistant Director of Zoology Biswajit Guha said the victim's family had been notified.

He said zoo officials had sent condolences to the worker's family and would provide assistance they needed.

Biswajit also said that zoo authorities had commenced their investigations into "this isolated incident".

He said Singapore Zoo was committed to ensuring the safety and well-being of all visitors and employees as well as the animals.

As a precautionary measure, the zoo authorities had temporarily closed the white tiger exhibit, he added.

Recounting the incident, he said the victim, a contract worker, was attacked by three white tigers after he allegedly jumped into the moat at the white tiger exhibit at 12.15pm.

This created a commotion, which attracted the attention of a keeper who was nearby.

Simultaneously, other keepers went to the exhibit to distract the tigers in a bid to rescue the worker.

The keepers managed to rescue the worker and brought him out of the exhibit, Biswajit said.

While waiting for the ambulance, the zoo veterinarians attended to him but Nordin had succumbed to his wounds, he added.

-- BERNAMA

Quantum of solace (2008)..

'Quantum of Solace' continues the high octane adventures of James Bond from 'Casino Royale'. Picking up literally days where the previous film left off, after being betrayed by Vesper, the woman he loved, 007 fights the urge to make his latest mission personal. Having captured Mr. White, and in pursuing his determination to uncover the truth, Bond and 'M' interrogate Mr. White who reveals the organisation which blackmailed Vesper to steal Bond's casino winnings is far more complex and dangerous than anyone had imagined.

Forensic intelligence links an MI6 traitor to a bank account in Haiti where a case of mistaken identity introduces Bond to the beautiful but feisty Camille, a woman who has her own vendetta. Camille leads Bond straight to Dominic Greene, a ruthless business man and major force within the mysterious criminal organisation known only as 'Quantum'.

On a mission that leads him to Austria, Italy and South America, Bond discovers that Greene, conspiring to take total control of one of the worlds most important natural resources, is forging a deal with the exiled General Medrano. Using his associates in the organisation, and manipulating his powerful contacts within the CIA and the British government, Greene promises to overthrow the existing regime in a nameless Latin American country, giving General Medrano control of the country in exchange for a seemingly barren piece of land which is, however, a main source of the South American water supply. In a minefield of treachery, murder and deceit, Bond allies with old friends in a battle to uncover the truth. As he gets closer to finding the man responsible for the betrayal of Vesper, 007 must keep one step ahead of the CIA, the terrorists, and even 'M' herself, to unravel Greene's sinister plan and stop Quantum from getting its way.


taken from imdb.com

My best friend's girl (2008)..............

Tank (Dane Cook) is put to the ultimate friendship test when his best friend Dustin (Jason Biggs) hires him to take his ex-girlfriend Alexis (Kate Hudson) on a lousy date just to show her how great her former boyfriend is. When Alexis finds Tank more fascinating she decides that she wants Tank, and wants to take him to a wedding instead of Dustin. Dustin tries to become more like Tank in an attempt to get Alexis back. In the meantime, Tank is trying to make Alexis like Dustin again, but Dustin is trying to mess up the wedding and ruin Tank's and Alexis's relationship at the same time.

taken from imdb.com


it's a cool movie guyz... Hav you watc it?

Always remember those who served....

In the days when ice cream sundar cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. a waitress put a glass of water infront of him..

'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked

'Fifty-cents,' replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it.

'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?' he inquired.

By now more people are waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.

'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins.

'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. the boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped the table. There placed neatly beside the empty dish, were a 10 cent and a 5 cent coins.......

As you can see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.

The cleaning Lady..

hi, i've received this email from my friend.... yeah juz wanna share with u guyz...



During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions untill I read the last one:

'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?'
Surely this was some kind of a joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, darked-haired amd in her 50's, but how would I Know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello.'

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

Recharging your handphone

Never ever answer a cell phone while it is being RECHARGED!!!! And dont leave it charged all night.....

## A person was recharging his cell phone next to his bed.

## Just at that time a call came in and he answered it with the instrument still connected to the outlet. after a few seconds electtricity flow into the cell phone unrestrained and the young man was thrown to the ground with a heavy thud...

## His parents rushed into the room only to find him unconcious, with a weak heartbeat and burnt fingers. He was rushed to the nearby hospital, but he was pronounced dead on arrival.

SO GUYS DONT ANSWER A CELL PHONE WHILE IT IS BEING RECHARGED!!!!!!

THE SEVEN DANGEROUS ACTS AFTER A MEAL...

DON'T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW AFTER YOU HAVE A MEAL :

1) Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).

2) Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

3) Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

4) Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.

5) Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

6) Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

7) Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

Wear seatbelts...

Rasa Sayang....?

haha

Leptospirosis

Avoid drinking off canned drinks or at the least wash off the surroundings of the can with water.

Cans are stored in stores or warehouses where rodents areon the prowl. Beware of can drinks!

This incident happened recently in North Texas .

A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of cokewhich she put into the refrigerator of the boat.

On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in ICU. She died onWednesday.

The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from without using aglass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis.
Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances.

It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of sodacans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shopswithout being cleaned.

A study at NYCU showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e).. full of germs andbacteria..

So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident.

Premakers....

HAHA... COOL...!

NEVER LIGHT A CANDLE in an A/C ROOM

Hi All,

Very important - NEVER LIGHT A CANDLE in an A/C ROOM. Prevention is

better than cure... Please read this and pass on...

NEVER LIGHT A CANDLE in an AirConditioned Room.

A friend passed away last week due to carbon-monoxide poisoning.

It happened when she lighted an aroma theraputic candle for the night in a room with the air-

conditioner ON. Due to subsequent lack of oxygen in the room, the burning of the candle cannot

fully oxidize, thus forming dangerous carbon monoxide.

Carbon monoxide will prevent oxygen exchange in the lungs, resulting in the person dozing off

into a state of unconsciousness & eventual death in less than an hour, depending on the room size.

This message is to make you aware of such a danger when lighting aroma theraputic candles in any unventilated rooms.

Water Bed

Anyone.... wanna buy water bed?

hahaha

earn money by just voicing up your opinions...!

Everyday, you say something.
You SMS, chat online, and talk to your friends and family.
What if you got rewarded for your say?
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How does it work? * Get paid when you take surveys, as it helps businesses and society serve you better. * Meet like minds and influence others as you discuss your interests, current issues in the group discussions. *
Get more readers for your blog, as you broadcast interesting statistics of young Malaysians. * Help young Malaysians with their questions. Or ask one of your own!
It's actually quite addictive and you can earn money too. The last I checked, members have earned a total of RM 38,522. You have to see it for yourself!
http://youthsays.com/invited_by/5508791

check Your mobile phones

Would like to know your mobile is original or not?!!
type *#06#

After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:
4 3 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight (angka yang ke-7 dan ke-8) is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on Emirates which is very Bad quality :(

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it¢s manufactured in Germany which is not bad

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it¢s manufactured in Finland which is Good

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ...

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that mean it was Assembly on Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!!

Well mine is "13"....!
who cares...! haha

TELEKOM USERS.....

Urgent Message from TELEKOM

To those who have a telekom home phone, please read. Here is the original text received from Telekom:
If you get a call from someone identifying himself as a phone technician performing a test, and this person asks you to touch nine( 9 ), zero( 0 ), hash sign ( # ) and then hang up... Please REFUSE TO DO SO! By pushing 90# , you are giving the individual, who called you, access to your telephone line and allowing them to place a long distance call with the charges appearing on your telephone bill.
We were further informed that line scam has been originating from many of the local jails/prisons.

Please pass the word around.

SIM CREDIT CARD?

Di laman sebuah rumah, ada dua beranak sedang melepak di bangku panjang.

Abah : Man, belikan abah kad topup. Habis kredit pulak.
Man : Eh, kan semalam abah baru topup. Takkan sekejap saja dah habis.
Abah : Semalam abah topup 5 ringgit je.
Man : Ngapa abah tak beli yang mahal terus? Tak payahlah topup banyak kali.
Abah : Kali ni Man beli yang mahal pulak, biar banyak kredit.
Man : Tapi pekan jauhlah abah. Nak pergi tengah-tengah hari ni panas sangat. (Man cuba mengelat sambil meneduhkan air muka)
Abah : Bolehlah, abah ada hal penting nak call ni.
Man : Ok, abah jangan bimbang. Ini akan dapatkan kredit paling banyak. (Man pun bangun lalu segera naik ke rumah. Lima minit kemudian dia berlari turun.)
Man : Ok, abah pakai kad SIM ni. (sambil termengah-mengah Man memberikan abahnya satu kad SIM lain)
Abah : Kad SIM apa ni man? Expek ke?
Man : Bukan. Expek kredit sikit. Yang ni ada kredit banyak. RM6500.
Abah : Mak ai, biar betul. Mana ada orang topup sampai banyak tu. Jangan nak tipu abah.
Man : Betul abah, kad SIM ni tak payah topup. Memang dah ada kredit dalamnya.
Abah : Iye-ye je engkau. Mana kau dapat ni?
Man : Dalam dompet abahlah.
Abah : Jangan nak kelentong. Abah tak pernah beli kad SIM lain. Cakap betul-betul, kamu curi ye?
Man : Taklah abah, sungguh. Tadi SIM kad ni besar. Man potonglah sampai kecik, nanti senang nak masuk dalam handphone.
Abah : Hah?......... (si abah pun membelek-belek kad SIM itu sambil mengerutkan dahi, hairan amat sangat.)
Abah : Aik, rasa macam aku kenal pulak, cip dia pun macam familiar saja, tapi kat mana ye?Man : Memanglah abah kenal. Kan abah punya kad SIM tu. Dulu abah juga bagi tau dalam kad tu ada kredit RM6500.
Abah : RM6500? Ya Allah! Kad kredit aku.......(jerit si abah lalu tergolek pengsan)

All Malysian should know..

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex. haha

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR "WHERE ARE YOU"?"
on the way."

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE
"10 minutes"

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler... inclusive chicken meat? :)

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE) :
everybody doing what lah............

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION) :
give them minum kopi lar......

Malysian Astronaut..... Juz For laugh..

American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut

Datuk Najib was thinking about sending somebody into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Najib interviews the Indian first: 'So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission. How much do you think you should be paid?' Muthu replied: 'Ten million ringgit.' 'Why so much?' asks Najib. 'Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!' replied Muthu. 'That's understandable,' says Najib. 'Thank you.. Please ask the Malay guy to come here,'

So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question. 'Alamak!...20 million, Datuk,' replied the Malay candidate. 'Twenty million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you asked for only ten million.' 'You see, Datuk,' explains Mat, 'I have 4 wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big family to support when I am gone...!' 'I see,' says D.Najib. 'Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?'

The Chinese guy comes in and Najib asks, 'Ah Chong, given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?' Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, '30 million.' Najib appears shocked. 'What?!? 30 million! Why so much?' Ah Chong beckons Najib to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear, 'Datuk, you take 10 million, i take 10 million, and then use the extra ten million, send that aneh to space lah!'

And...the Muthu was finally sent out to space....

For the ending part of this story please email me privately... HAHA

YO'll GUYZ AND LADIES....

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