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Pada zaman dahulu, ada seorang puteri yang cantik rupawan. Namanya Puteri Sheila. Sejak lahir lagi puteri ini terkena sumpahan. Apa saja benda yang dipegang oleh puteri akan cair. Oleh sebab tu, semua lelaki tak mahu dekat dengan puteri sebab takut, kalau terpegang maka mereka akan cair. Maka susahlah hati Ayah nya kerana tak kawin la puterinya itu. Maka, dengan nasihat perdana menteri, Maharaja pun membawa puteri berjumpa dengan seorang bomoh untuk berubat.


Mengikut kata bomoh tersebut, puteri akan terlepas dari sumpahan jika puteri dapat memegang sesuatu yang takkan cair. Tapi bomoh itu sendiri pun tak tau apakah benda tersebut. Atas cadangan perdana menteri, Maharaja telah mengistiharkan bahawa,,siapa lelaki yang dapat membawa sesuatu, yang apabila puterinya pegang tak cair, lelaki itulah yang akan kawin dengan puterinya itu.


Maka pada hari itu, berduyun-duyun lah lelaki datang membawa benda masing-masing dengan harapan dapat menjadi menantu raja. Kemudian, pertandingan pun berlangsung..... Muncul lah lelaki yang pertama,

Maharaja: Ha, apa benda yang kau bawa tu?

Lelaki#1 : Hamba membawa batang logam Titanium. Logam inilah yang paling keras dalam dunia. Pada zaman akan datang, logam ini menjadi batang golf, bateri dan kapal terbang.


Maharaja : Ok, biar puteri Beta pegang benda itu.


Lelaki#1 : Silakan....

Maka puteri itu pun pegang la logam Titanium itu. Ahhhhhh Cair nampaknye logam itu. Kecewa lah lelaki itu, Maharaja dan tuan puteri...

Muncullah lelaki ke-2.....

Maharaja: Ha kamu! Apa yang kamu bawa tu?

Lelaki#2: Hamba membawa batu berlian. Menda ini lah yang paling keras dalam dunia. Pada masa akan datang, menda ini bukan saja menjadi perhiasan malah digunakan untuk memotong besi dan digunakan untuk menggali minyak di dasar lautan.


Maharaja: Kalau begitu, biar puteri Beta mencubanya.


Lelaki#2: Silakan.....

Maka puteri itu pun memegang le berlian tersebut. Ahhhhhhhh Cair jugak berlian itu nampaknya. Kecewa la lelaki itu, maharaja dan puteri.


Seterusnya, lelaki-lelaki lain pun mencuba juga tapi malangnya semua benda yang dipegang oleh puteri tetap cair hendaknya... Kemudian muncul lah lelaki yang terakhir.

Eh!!Dia datang berlenggang je tanpa membawa apa-apa pun!

Maharaja: Hey Kamu! Apa yang kamu bawa? Kenapa datang berlenggang je?

Lelaki: Patik ada membawa benda tuanku. Tapi benda hamba tu ada dalam poket hamba ini.


Maharaja: Kalau begitu, keluarkanlah benda kamu tu.Biar puteri Beta cuba memegangnya.


Lelaki: Tak boleh tuanku. Kalau puteri nak memegangnya,seluklah dalam poket hamba ini...

Maharaja: Hmmmm.... Kalau begitu, baiklah!

Maka terpaksalah puteri itu menyeluk dalam poket lelaki itu. Puteri teragak-agak sebab puteri tak tau apa yang ada dalam poket lelaki itu. Kemudian puteri terpegang sesuatu... Mukanya merah menahan malu.

Lelaki itu
hanya tersenyum saja. Tiba-tiba puteri menarik tangannya kembali. Puteri berlalu dari situ kerana malu. Maharaja hairan... Maharaja tanya puterinya

Maharaja: Anakanda dapat pegang sesuatu?

Puteri: Dapat....

Maharaja: Benda tu cair?

Puteri: Tak....

Maharaja: Baiklah, dengan ini Beta istiharkan lelaki ini menjadi menantu Beta!

Lelaki: Hehehehehehehehehehehe.......

Tapi..... Apakah yang puteri itu pegang? Kenapa lelaki itu ketawa? Dan kenapa benda tu tak cair? Apakah yang korang rasa puteri itu telah pegang?


Apa yang terlintas dalam kepala korang haaaaa?

Hehehehehehehehehe.....



BENDA ITU IALAH------

COKLAT M&M

CAIR DIMULUT, TIDAK DITANGAN!

INGAT APA???? OTAK TU BIAR BETUL SIKIT AAAAA...

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IGOR (2008) animation, comedy....

In this fantasy world that contains elements of the horror film and steampunk genres, Malaria was once a sunny, thriving village that relied on farming for its economy, but a change in the climate caused the crops to die, and the farmers to become poor. It is the new leader, King Malbert (Jay Leno), who proposes the town can prosper with a new economy of evil inventions that would kill and wreak havoc, and making evil scientists rich tycoons. Anyone born with any type of disfigurement would have their fate automatically led in the direction of becoming a slave to their masters named "Igors", and are typecast as being foolish, slurring, and stupid.

However, one particular Igor (John Cusack), tired of the mistreatment and stereotyping against him, is actually scientifically intelligent, despite being shunned by his own master, Dr. Glickenstein (John Cleese). Behind his master's back, he has brought a sarcastic rabbit named Scamper (Steve Buscemi) back to life from having been run over and making him immortal. He also transports a brain that formerly belonged to a man named Brian into a life-support robot, named Brain (Sean Hayes).

Dr. Glickenstein invents a rocket as his entry into the annual Evil Scientists Fair, but he is killed during a malfunctioning test run. Knowing his chance at becoming more than what the world sees in him, Igor decides to keep his master's death a secret and participate in the Fair himself. He assembles a huge, monstrous being from human tissue and places the Evil Bone -- the key to pure evil -- inside the finger of this monster. Only, when he brings her to life, he discovers the giant is completely gentle, polite and affectionate. When explaining how she's supposed to act, the giant (Molly Shannon) mispronounces the word "evil" and converts it to "Eva", which becomes her name.

Wanna Know more...?
Watch the movie lah... now in cinema...
Its a nice one...

adapted from imdb.com

WORLD'S BEST AUTO SECRET- your gas tank...

There's a little secret on our car dash that was staring at us right in the face the whole time when we are driving our car...
Yeah I dont know if you guys have know it or not...
Well i dont know and I bet you guys too dont know....

Well, I have a question for you... Which side of your car is your gas tank?
haha... Yeah left... no not left right... I think it should be left lah... hehehe

Well most of us (including me lah) would just stick out our head out of the window, strain and look. Well... maybe you dont do this in your own car... but you definitely have to do it on rental cars or borrowed cars...

SO guys ..... I'm going to share you a little secret...
If You look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of gas pump. the handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump..

Yes... If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left... If your tank is on the right then the handle will be on the right... Yeah as shown bellow





I don't know how you feel right now but when I found out this morning I felt
cheated!
Why don't the dealers share such important information with car buyers? I
don't understand why this isn't in the drivers manual? I don't get why any
mechanic I have ever been too or know has even thought of mentioning this to
me? The only possible explantion can be that all these people probably
don't even know!
Go out and share the worlds best kept auto secret with your friends as this
is information is way too important to be kept secret.


haha

A malaysian zoo keeper attacked by tigers in Singapore Zoo

Reported by Bernama....

By Zakaria Abdul Wahab

SINGAPORE, Nov 13 (Bernama) -- A Malaysian worker from Sarawak died after he was mauled by tigers at the Singapore Zoo in Mandai Road this afternoon.

Visitors watched in horror as three white tigers pounced on Nordin Montong, 32, who was said to have entered the enclosure where the tigers were kept in the 12.30pm incident.

Zoo workers rushed to rescue him by distracting the tigers.

A Singapore police spokesman who confirmend the incident when contacted by Bernama, said the man was injured on his neck and body.

Paramedics pronounced him dead at about 12.45pm.

Meanwhile, in a statement this evening, Singapore Zoo's Assistant Director of Zoology Biswajit Guha said the victim's family had been notified.

He said zoo officials had sent condolences to the worker's family and would provide assistance they needed.

Biswajit also said that zoo authorities had commenced their investigations into "this isolated incident".

He said Singapore Zoo was committed to ensuring the safety and well-being of all visitors and employees as well as the animals.

As a precautionary measure, the zoo authorities had temporarily closed the white tiger exhibit, he added.

Recounting the incident, he said the victim, a contract worker, was attacked by three white tigers after he allegedly jumped into the moat at the white tiger exhibit at 12.15pm.

This created a commotion, which attracted the attention of a keeper who was nearby.

Simultaneously, other keepers went to the exhibit to distract the tigers in a bid to rescue the worker.

The keepers managed to rescue the worker and brought him out of the exhibit, Biswajit said.

While waiting for the ambulance, the zoo veterinarians attended to him but Nordin had succumbed to his wounds, he added.

-- BERNAMA

Quantum of solace (2008)..

'Quantum of Solace' continues the high octane adventures of James Bond from 'Casino Royale'. Picking up literally days where the previous film left off, after being betrayed by Vesper, the woman he loved, 007 fights the urge to make his latest mission personal. Having captured Mr. White, and in pursuing his determination to uncover the truth, Bond and 'M' interrogate Mr. White who reveals the organisation which blackmailed Vesper to steal Bond's casino winnings is far more complex and dangerous than anyone had imagined.

Forensic intelligence links an MI6 traitor to a bank account in Haiti where a case of mistaken identity introduces Bond to the beautiful but feisty Camille, a woman who has her own vendetta. Camille leads Bond straight to Dominic Greene, a ruthless business man and major force within the mysterious criminal organisation known only as 'Quantum'.

On a mission that leads him to Austria, Italy and South America, Bond discovers that Greene, conspiring to take total control of one of the worlds most important natural resources, is forging a deal with the exiled General Medrano. Using his associates in the organisation, and manipulating his powerful contacts within the CIA and the British government, Greene promises to overthrow the existing regime in a nameless Latin American country, giving General Medrano control of the country in exchange for a seemingly barren piece of land which is, however, a main source of the South American water supply. In a minefield of treachery, murder and deceit, Bond allies with old friends in a battle to uncover the truth. As he gets closer to finding the man responsible for the betrayal of Vesper, 007 must keep one step ahead of the CIA, the terrorists, and even 'M' herself, to unravel Greene's sinister plan and stop Quantum from getting its way.


taken from imdb.com

My best friend's girl (2008)..............

Tank (Dane Cook) is put to the ultimate friendship test when his best friend Dustin (Jason Biggs) hires him to take his ex-girlfriend Alexis (Kate Hudson) on a lousy date just to show her how great her former boyfriend is. When Alexis finds Tank more fascinating she decides that she wants Tank, and wants to take him to a wedding instead of Dustin. Dustin tries to become more like Tank in an attempt to get Alexis back. In the meantime, Tank is trying to make Alexis like Dustin again, but Dustin is trying to mess up the wedding and ruin Tank's and Alexis's relationship at the same time.

taken from imdb.com


it's a cool movie guyz... Hav you watc it?